Wii Jokes 4 U

Wii want U to care about us, Machinima.
Wii thought U would like a Wii'rd controller that U have to look at.
Wii would like U to give us another $250.
Wii got HD now, now do U respect us?
Wii will put every innovation Wii can come up with so U will wish U had nothing else.
Wii will hypnotize U with nostalgia.
Wii got U by the balls.
Wii want U to never play any new console ever again after the WiiU.
Wii is spelled right, and U is a letter.
Wii took a wii-wii, and U sang a Ulogy.
Wii don't mind it if U laugh at us.
Wii will laugh when U fall for our ploy.
Wii prints money that U give.
Wii love U and want U to forget about the Wii.
Wii made the Wii at a low price for U to play it with U other people.
Wii gave up on making sense to U.
Wii will never stop relying on U.