Wii want U to care about us, Machinima.
Wii thought U would like a Wii'rd controller that U have to look at.
Wii would like U to give us another $250.
Wii got HD now, now do U respect us?
Wii will put every innovation Wii can come up with so U will wish U had nothing else.
Wii will hypnotize U with nostalgia.
Wii got U by the balls.
Wii want U to never play any new console ever again after the WiiU.
Wii is spelled right, and U is a letter.
Wii took a wii-wii, and U sang a Ulogy.
Wii don't mind it if U laugh at us.
Wii will laugh when U fall for our ploy.
Wii prints money that U give.
Wii love U and want U to forget about the Wii.
Wii made the Wii at a low price for U to play it with U other people.
Wii gave up on making sense to U.
Wii will never stop relying on U.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Pokemon HeartGold Hard Mode: Olivine City to Mahogany Town
Hey, look! I finally updated!
The lighthouse was nothing too interesting, what with sailors, bird keepers, and a few others. I fought Jasmine about a month ago, so the only thing I remember was taking heavy damage from her Magnemites' thunderbolts.
Right before Mahogany Town, I had trouble with a hiker. His Dugtrio used magnitude and almost defeated Betty the Tentacool. I caught a Girafarig north of the town, but I didn't have enough balls to catch the red Gyarados. I later stockpiled with little regret.
The Team Rocket HQ was mysteriously easy. Even the executives had lower-level Pokemon than me, but that didn't stop the second one from pursuiting Oprah, my Drowzee, to fainting. And it was doing so well, too...
After dealing with strong Electrodes, I left the old place and healed up. The gym gave me some trouble with Seels and gave me more trouble with Dewgongs. I had fears that Pryce's Piloswine would earthquake Betty, but instead Betty took a mud bomb right before the hog fainted from poison from toxic spikes.
Despite their annoyance, I decided to catch a Seel in the Whirl Islands. Again, it was a female, so I named it Alison. Its one natural attack, ice shard, disappoints me.
The lighthouse was nothing too interesting, what with sailors, bird keepers, and a few others. I fought Jasmine about a month ago, so the only thing I remember was taking heavy damage from her Magnemites' thunderbolts.
Right before Mahogany Town, I had trouble with a hiker. His Dugtrio used magnitude and almost defeated Betty the Tentacool. I caught a Girafarig north of the town, but I didn't have enough balls to catch the red Gyarados. I later stockpiled with little regret.
The Team Rocket HQ was mysteriously easy. Even the executives had lower-level Pokemon than me, but that didn't stop the second one from pursuiting Oprah, my Drowzee, to fainting. And it was doing so well, too...
After dealing with strong Electrodes, I left the old place and healed up. The gym gave me some trouble with Seels and gave me more trouble with Dewgongs. I had fears that Pryce's Piloswine would earthquake Betty, but instead Betty took a mud bomb right before the hog fainted from poison from toxic spikes.
Despite their annoyance, I decided to catch a Seel in the Whirl Islands. Again, it was a female, so I named it Alison. Its one natural attack, ice shard, disappoints me.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Pokemon HeartGold Hard Mode: Route 40 to Cianwood City
I didn't fight many trainers in the sea, but I did find a tentacool with low attack and high special attack. It is now a party member named Betty.
When I got to Cianwood, I saved, went into the gym, and restarted a couple of times since fighting types are strong. The hitmonchan had ice punch, which it really liked to use second to fire punch. GIR took that thing down with little HP left.
Betty also had trouble with Chuck's primeape, but she survived. Madison and Bob did OK with the poliwrath.
Frank was a level below evolution, so I took him outside to the sea. It got beaten by a tentacool's bubblebeam. I don't feel so bad about that.
Short post is short.
When I got to Cianwood, I saved, went into the gym, and restarted a couple of times since fighting types are strong. The hitmonchan had ice punch, which it really liked to use second to fire punch. GIR took that thing down with little HP left.
Betty also had trouble with Chuck's primeape, but she survived. Madison and Bob did OK with the poliwrath.
Frank was a level below evolution, so I took him outside to the sea. It got beaten by a tentacool's bubblebeam. I don't feel so bad about that.
Short post is short.
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